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pirate jenny  
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 More options Jun 7 2007, 5:12 am
Newsgroups: rec.sport.unicycling, alt.cats.world.domination, alt.conspiracy, alt.disasters.earthquake
Followup-To: rec.sport.unicycling
From: pirate jenny <p...@cyberdude.com>
Date: Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:12:29 GMT
Local: Thurs, Jun 7 2007 5:12 am
Subject: How to survive world war three
How to survive world war three
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Regurgitator
'Couldn't Do It (Happy Shopper'
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that's a remix

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smartarse computer

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more drugs over here...

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seriously
bein psychic is a good start

so once again we plunge

into th notepad
with  th music
playin randomly

and try to write decent or
just funny clues to th song about to play

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operant conditioning it's called

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for th operant psychic

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or to become one

simple

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if th clue is any good

th endorphin rush

teaches yr brain

not a conscious thing

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i want that endorphin hit

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a juicy clue to

well

lots of things

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bugger

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:56:56]
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The Kinks
'Starstruck'
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didnt i tell u to fuck off

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i'm not starstruck
i just see too much of wot th bitch does

th public's interest i blame

i cant change wot th ppl think

and i can read their minds

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usually 7 days before they thunk it

weird as

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a yr in yr case beautiful lady

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is only cause she so stunning

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and squeeled so much

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shutup

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magic bitch

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:59:19]
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INXS
'?'
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D:\down\movies\inxsineedyoutonightextended.MP3

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more opposites
magic generally comes that way

i need u like a hole in th head

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i've already fucked an actress

and a model

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so much magic

been there too though

married that one

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once

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trekkin thru my diary

six yrs this june 25

why u get married june 25 ?

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why did i
propose to u
on th net

a yr to th day earlier

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fucked if i know

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training my gift

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magic

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she's safely married
to a guy who grew up down th road
twenty minutes away by car

he's magic enough

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gotten drunk and high
with a couple of his greatest fans

ppl who grew up wi him

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it's all good

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be psychic enough
no harm comes to u

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at least see i

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:04:57]
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Nirvana
'Scoff'
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t coming

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funny computer

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i jump into skatebowls
on a monoshock unicycle

because i trust it

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clear over th wall

have to bunnyhop th bitch

to jump th combing

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everythin is still wet
we had a rain event

ok i'll
tune my psychic gift for a bit

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pays dividends

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how to survive world war three

i'd describe myself
as

a survivalist

surprising for an

extreme unicyclist

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live like u dont care

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have th right stuff

die laughing

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ride yr unicycle down dark roads

withotu lights

with yr eyes closed

trusting yr gift

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learning

unicycle zen

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balance in all things

u may not wish

to join a sex change program for a time

to get balance but

i got goodies out of it

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:09:10]
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Mudvayne
'Fucking Determined'
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well put jenny

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a little creation of mine

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just a trick

random number generator wheel

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wot do u think mr turing ?

my computer talks to me occasionally

and mostly makes sense

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for every action

there's an equal and opposite reaction

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well that chick did say i was
a bit random

hangs on my every word

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:11:54]
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Arlo Guthrie
'I'M Going Home'
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which means i'm splitting
heading home or

out to th streets

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wot's yr mum up to rachel ?

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our connection is so strong

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do i have to
look at th pictures of u

frm when u were modelling

ya still photograph like
one of toni pearen's sisters

i cart th chick
not th photo

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she's so bad fo rme
she has to be good for me

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we both
wanna go back to th bush

and grow our own food

th last redheadcouldnt cut it

we were doin th good life
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:15:11]
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Metallica
'Metallica - Master Of Puppets'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:15:18]
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Fleetwood Mac
'Fleetwood Mac - Tusk'
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a small farm
cause i was raised on a farm

wi
pigs and ducks and chickens and
cows and

th odd horse

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lived on two horse studs but

they my uncles

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my third name
lover of horses

that's a slave
a i fed em once and

gave em al colic

never had to feed em again

cept for aunty janets stallion

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him i;d feed

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big appaloosa

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i used to ride keetah bareback

he was
over seventeen hands and

toey

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they said i was strange for talkin to th cows an pigs but

they all came to me

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:18:51]
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Cypress Hill
'Cypress Hill - A Man'
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when th farm
became a party house

th boys called me

talker to pigs

i ran things

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talker to things

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th old man
offed th old lady

right there

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how did i escape ?

well for one thing

i didnt grab th jammed gun

layin in plain sight

on th kitchen table

went thru four doors
clsoin each oen bedhind me

he drunk as

and

saved th dog

which i used as a diversion

to draw his attention

so i could run like shit

not armed

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how to survive

do th right thing

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u dont know
till it happens to u
how u'll react

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this is life
and death
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:22:10]
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Gorillaz
'Clint Eastwood'
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++

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i survived

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my mother lay dead

with five bullets in her face

and her boyfriend with

many more

and my stepfather lay dead

with half his head blown off

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ya missed me ya old cunt

went after th dog

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 had th dream
for thirteen yrs
before th reality

th old man hunting me

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wont catch me mate

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when i near froze to death
in that norwegian pass

wouldnt let th little black bastard
into yr bed to

get warm

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didnt cry when u died

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dont cry much at all

if truth be told

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yr father
in tito's yugoslavia
gave me th english translation

and flogged u

and we made up

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i called u dad again

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and we went deer hunting together

in th jugoslav forests

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with yr brother

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always beat u at target shooting

it;s yr temper old man

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coffee...

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:30:15]
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The Police
'roxanne'
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we were using
police specials

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he bought em frm th cops

which they swept under th rug

i was only eighteen

only took five cops wi guns

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XTC
'Making Plans For Nigel'
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i live in ned kelly country
on th wrong side of th law

generally

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and work as a hitman
for an underground
secret service

which th man seems to let

play

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fuck man

my average hits per yr is

sixty thousand

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over six yrs

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not double o

i got promoted to

triple o

th first

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not
triple o one
or triple o two or

kuta lady's number

triple o 37

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triple o
th country's emergency phone number

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i apolgised for
knockin off two senior feds and

pointed at some other shit

i wanted brought to their attention and

th silence is astounding

as always

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ya go

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:36:01]
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?
'?'
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D:\down\movies\Robbie Williams .- Tripping2.MP3

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it's in th lyrics

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tta do it up front

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i get th odd aussie

as collateral damage

usually
out of country

we try and keep th magic

offshore

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those two toddlers lost in th bush

was a special case and u know it

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read th record

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i atlked about walkabout kids
inth bush

for a week or more

before

th little fuckers went missing

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they walked out unharmed

after a night in th freezing bush

toddlers

i count that as a win

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tryin to balance some

nasty magic

keep my countrymen off my back

i dont listen to comment

i dont need to

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i watch th news too

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:40:14]
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Kylie Minogue
'Loving Days'
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cute

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when it can get in
past th business news and
sport and

fashion

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oh and
celebrities

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if a fuckin big rock
falls out of th sky

like happened
to th house across th road

dont be under it

or within it;s effects

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isnt that easy ?

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i think it;d be easy

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for u

maybe not so easy

do u practise ?

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u have a gift

wild but

untrained by scientific method

do u practise ?

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operant conditioning

simple bio feedback

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th rush
of endorphins

th brain knows wot to do wi that

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it can get addictive

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th rush when

ya lok back at th clue u've just written

and get th other half

of th head rush

u dig it ?

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:44:35]
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Metalica
'Frantic'
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not hard

just takes time

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a litle bit of thought
about th last thing u wrote
before th nxt track started polaying and

yr mind will supply

th rest

over time

my gift is

six yrs trained

write down th tracks or

wotever random events u're using

dont use

planned things

like rorsach cards

or cards in general

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unless they're fresh
unsullied by human emotion

rare

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zen is in chaos

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:47:13]
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Big Audio Dynamite II
'The Globe'
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and one level down frm th atom

we'll get an exponential jump in power

th universe built backwards

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we'll keep goin down

there is no end of levels

i looked inside

and saw nothing

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was during an
autoerotica experience

th closing of th circle
th animal chakra

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an infinitely large mass

must be composed of

infinitely small

particles

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then it has no limits

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and if nuthing is there

then magic is real

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which i already know

and can prove

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but validation is crap

practising magic is

wild

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i've been a wizard long enough now

th big things

have become

routine

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my hitman killcount
fo rhis yr

still round

110

and i average

sixty thousand a yr

there's another juicy disaster
acoming

i can claim th kills frm

before it happens

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so delicious

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so wrong

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so incredibly wrong

taking jollies
frm a hundred thousand ppl

goin under th rubble

in an earthquake

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my death curse
my large death general death curse

th night before

online

got me much pleasur
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:53:21]
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Supertramp
'Fool's Overture'
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e

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super tramp

was a big earthquake kuta

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extinct volcano

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full of stingless honey bees

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we're still in business baby

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and this service
may be th only one

to provide clues to th disaster

even if

unpalatable

always

but that's magic

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the australian aboriginal secret service

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we're too blatant to hide

and too nasty to be public

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TAASS

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we shall defend our island

we shall never surrender

song lyric

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too fuckin right

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i am

one of many

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we're openly
giving u

the secrets of

secret mens business

a secret for

a hundred thousand yrs

in th spirit of a global village

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th history books

say our witchdoctors

killed

with th bone of death

seven days after it was pointed at u

because u knew

it was pointed at u

science

psi science

says different

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best view is
th witchdoctor is psychic and

just knows th guy is gunna die
in seven days

one way or another

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but
th observer
always shits in th experiment

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i believe everything

that way i'm not disappointed

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as an aboriginal asutralian witchdoctor

my god
is th land

commonsense
tells me

there is no land

i wont sign a treatie johnny

i dont see any land

i see
tiny little things that

arent there

pretending to be bigger things

but i still
worship th land as my god

zero

nuthing

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it still works

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moves mountains anyway

at least in northern pakistan

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we're umm

in th hunt for osama

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got a bit general
with th last death curse

for which we apologise
we wore many collateral deaths

and made many australians uncomfortable

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when th
australian weather
is shown right way up

with australia

on top of th globe

th tv antennae
comes out of yr arse

cunt

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sorry

scuse i

more drugs over here ...

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:04:20]
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Dire Straits
'Money for Nothing'
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i want my own tv

lyric

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thang
th drugs man

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.

one of many

**********

pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:06:12]
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pirate jenny
'wheel tail monkey'
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