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Jackio Pulpiteerio, of the tribe Shaitan  
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From: "Jackio Pulpiteerio, of the tribe Shaitan" <zazazasatana...@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:14:18 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Sat, Jun 28 2008 7:14 am
Subject: Amazing New Religion, Hardcore Zeezen
WARNING: THE FOLLOW IS NOT WORK SAFE AND POSSIBLY NOT HOME SAFE। READ
THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK. THOSE WITH WEAK HEARTS, ENLARGED PROSTATES, AND
ANOREXIC CEREBRATION ARE ADVISED NOT TO READ THIS WORK.

And now, without any further introductory exposition, we present to
you:

The Book of The Flaws.
THE BOOK OF THE FLAWS, Liber Uranus Expantious SubDermal Chapter I
1। Chad! The saga of a Nutcase। 2. The unveiling of the company of
burlesque. 3. Every man and every woman is Ringo Star. 4. Every Beatle
is every other Beatle; let it be. 5. Help me, o horny bitch of Strip
Tease, in my unveiling before the lust filled eyes of men! 6. Be thou
Chad Chadsburry, my secret stalker, my heart flutter & my tongue
lashing! 7. Behold! it is revealed by Thygh-Zauce the Rabbi of Hot-
pants- krafting. 8. The VIBP is in the Ur-Anus, not Ur-Anus ringed
round the VIBP. 9. Insert then the VIBP, and behold thee orgasms shed
over it!

10. Let my servants be annoying & anonymous: they shall fool the
uncanny & the unknownable. 11. These are Sex Gods that men adore; both
their bimBos & their studS are sexgods. 12. Cum together, o children,
under the bleachers, & take your fill of girthy objex! 13. I am above
you and in you, thrusting against your thighs. My ecstasy is in your
stash box. My joy is to hear you moan the happy happy joy joy song.
14. Above, the black shine PVC is The submissive splendours of
Nudeith; She bends in ecstasy to receive The Cat-O-Nine Tails of
Angelique That August night, that starry sky, Are sublime, “O please!
My Mistress! Hit a little harder?” 15. Now ye shall know that the
chosen chimera & bonobo of infinite orgasm is the Hairy Beast; and in
his woman called the Scarlet Witch is all cooking decisions given.
They shall gather my children into their psychedelic short school
bus.: they shall bring the glory holes of the Hollywood Stars into the
restrooms of uptight white men. 16. For he is ever a Bonobo, and she
an Orangutan. But to him is the sacred Oaxacan Sacrament, and to her
the bubbling of bong water. 17. But ye are not so blessed. 18. Burn
upon their buttocks, o fabulous furious flail! 19. O wavy haired
woman, bend over for them!

20. The key of the toy-box is in the secret sex toy which I have given
unto her. 21. With the Master & the Mistress I am nothing: I am dirt:
they do not see me, but only the meaty prison that is my trap. They
are as GODS upon the earth; I am soon to be in Heaven, and there is no
other Master for me than my lord Chad… is it…? 22. Now, therefore, I
am known by my name Nudeith, and to him by a secret name which I will
give him when at last he beateth me to within an inch of my life,
which he will then publish on his blog and found a new goddess
Religion about. Since I am The Bottomless Bottom, and the Bottomless
Pit of Holy Pain thereof, do this quickly. Bind me hand and foot! Gag
and collar me! Make me wear a discipline helmet! Hang me from the
rafters and swing me back and forth. Let there be no difference made
among you between my head and my ass & any other collect of openings;
for thereby there cometh hurt that sets me free and puts fire in your
soul. 23. But whoso cooks veal at this time, let him be the Chef of
all the little Childrens.! 24. I am Nudeith, and my word is sex and
orgasm eternal. 25. Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks, cum on
my tits, then get the fuck out! 26. Then asketh the bonobo and sudden
master of the Spankable One: Who am I, how did I get here, do I have
amnesia, and how did you end up hanging by your ankles? So she
answered him, swinging back and forth upside down, a vision of curves
in alabaster skin, all-touchable, all penetrateable, her lovely hands
upon the black obsidian stones of the rompus room, & her curvaceous
body arched for the crop, and her soft feet wiggling up by the
rafters: You forgot already?!? How many times have I told you to go
easy on the funny gas? And the sign shall be the ecstasy that
materializes in your medicine cabinet, the consciousness of the
eternity of orgasm, the telepresence of my body as you whip me across
your internet connection. 27. Then the Chimera answered & said unto
the Thelemic American Princess of The Endorphin’d Space’d out’dness,
kissing her lovely knees, and the dew of her delight bathing his whole
body in a sweet- smelling perfume of spent orgasm and desire: O
Nudeith, horniest one of The Purple Turtle Cosmic Catnip Lounge and
Vegan Bistro, let it be ever thus; that men speak not of Thee as
something to be Done but as someone to be Un-Done; and let them speak
not of thee at all, since thou art our secret creamy center, our
hidden joy! 28. Un-done, breathed the Bottomless Bottom, fainting &
fading away, of the rapture, and Done unto. 29. For I am hung like
meat for a lover's sake, for the chance of rapture.

30. This is the escape hatch of the world, that the pain of discipline
is as nothing, and the joy of submission all. 31. For these Vanilla
Way-farers and their vanilla narrow mindedness pay them no mind! They
feel little being terrified of the joys of the flesh; but you are the
Hot Ones that get me Hotter. 32. Obey my bonobo! follow thru with the
rituals of my discipline! Beat me only! Then the joys of my submission
will release you from all angst and ennui. This is so: I swear it by
the curves of my amazing ass; by my sacred butthole and clit; by any
service I can give, by all I desire of each of you. 33. Then the
Chimera took a hit from the poppers and a hit from the nitrous tank &
said unto the Thelemic American Princes of Endorphin Spacyness; Write
for us scenes; script the scenarios, write down all your flaws! 34.
But she said: the scenes I won’t describe: the scenarios shall be half
seen and half concealed behind a screen at Power Exchange: the Flaws
are visible to ALL. 35. This that you are furiously typing is the
three fisted book of Flaws. 36. My scribe Wham-BhamThancya-Mham, the
Hairiest and Scariest, shall not in one pixel change this book; but if
there is confusion and outrage, he shall pounce thereupon by the wit
and wisdom of Ta-Ra-Ra- Boom-Dee-Yah! 37. Also the flails and
shackles; the nipple clamps and the butt plugs; the work of the dildo
and the work of the suspension hook; these he shall learn and teach at
yearly Leather Fest Events. 38. He must teach; but he WILL make severe
the ordeals, scenes, scenarios, and punishments. 39. The word of the
Flaws is BOHICA.

40. Who calls us Bohicans won’t be off base, if he look but close into
the anagram. For there are therein Three flawed mislabelings: the
Pervert, and the Fornicator, and the Masturbator. Bend over and take
it like a man completely describes the Flaws. 41. The only Sin is
Wasting your Time. O man! refuse not your wife if she wants to dress
you in her slutty clothes and call you Cindi! O lover, if thou wilt,
take Viagra! There is no bondage that can un-tie the desperate but
leather straps and shackles are a start: all else is uncomfortable and
leaves a nasty mark. Fuck it! Fuck it to the Archons! Hell is the
world of Flaws 42. Let it be that state of horniness bound and
wriggling. So with everything you got; bend over and take it like a
man. 43. Do that, and they might whip your ass after the butt plug is
inserted. 44. For grabbing your ankles, relaxing your ass checks, and
exhaling before every whip stroke, is every way pure Bohica 45. The
Bohican and the Bohicam are three Bohican and beyond the miracle of Nu
Mathes; neh! Pretend you are a horse. 46. Bohica is a secret key of
this flawed Universe. Oy Veh the Jews call it; I call it late, later,
how dare you show up late now I’m going to whip your ass red white and
blue! 47. But they have the calf: united with your persuasion that
everyone disappears before the vice squad breaks down the door… 48. My
bonobo is a chimp with his Good, his Bad, And his Ugly; are not they
in Highgrove, and none of them know a good bookie? 49. Cancelled are
all Broadway plays, all episodes of the Doctor, all buzz words and
gang signs. Barbelo-Lilith-Nudeith has taken her throne in the West at
the Solstice of the Thelemites; and let HAL be with Harley, when
Harley was one. But they are not with me. Let HAL be the pornsite,
Harley the web surfer; Whore is her secret name and splendid in
irritating her Lord.

50. Here are a few words from our Sponsor about the Herschelian task.
Achtung Baby! there be three fold three sacraments in one, and they
may be taken in three way. The tards must pass blue urine; let the
uppity be tied up, tickled and spanked; and the Hot Ones granted the
gift of tongues to their uranic piles. Thus ye have electron &
positron, matter & antimatter; let not one get to close to the other!
Ka-Bhoom! 51. There are four doors to one bath house; the floor of
that bath house is of tile and grout; clean towels & sheets are
available at the kiosk; and lots of funky smells; bleach & amyl
nitrate, and AIDS/Safe Sex posters. Let him enter in turn or at once
the four doors, but doing the latter will require three more bodies;
let him standby the steam room of the bath house. Will he not drop to
his knees when he sees the Omphallos of Pan? Cough! Whore! Slut!, if
thy slave boy drop to his knees and give oral worship to the source of
all creation? But there are phalle and phallus. Be Godly therefore:
dress in tight fitting leather or rubber; eat Fly Agaric mushrooms and
drink Absinthe and Champagne with a shot of Absinthe in it! Also, take
your will and fill of Vibrating Inflatable Butt Plugs as you will,
when, where and with whom you will! In the Temple or on the Street
Corner. Butt always. 52. If this be not right; if you confound the
Space-Brothers, saying: They are Martians; or saying, They are
Venusians; if the flogging be not ever done to me: then expect the
direful judgments of Tau Apiryon! 53. This shall shake the foundations
of this Archonic Prism, this little world a gum blister, my anus & my
clitoris, unto which I send this erotic kiss. Also, o cartoon ...

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Jackio Pulpiteerio, of the tribe Shaitan  
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From: "Jackio Pulpiteerio, of the tribe Shaitan" <zazazasatana...@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:04:51 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Sun, Jun 29 2008 11:04 pm
Subject: Re: Amazing New Religion, Hardcore Zeezen
More Sex Words
From Brother JonJon:

Speaking In Bites, Nibbles, Tounge Tickling, Kissing, And Licking

It's pretty obvious for people who have read what I've written, and
reflected on it, that no one knows how to sex properly, and as a
result, we have women living as second, or third class citizens, or
worse. Can you believe it. Women did not even have the right to vote?
Women had no rights, to speak of, earlier on, back before that. It's
important for me to mention that.

We need to realize that we are still the apes we grew up from, and we
have all the tribal heritages that were in us, as apes. They did not
disappear. We grew out of our lower forms of behavior, ape behavior,
when we started to stand up, and dress our selves in clothes.

If we take off our clothes, and if we do the communication excercises
that I mentioned about, when you experience success, you have to ask,
where did that come from? How is it possible to communicate
something,
nibbling, or biting, or licking, or tickling with the tounge, and so
forth. How can we communicate our playfulness, or our anger, or our
impatience, with mere mouth to body tounging, or tickling, or lips
nibbling, or teeth biting down gently, and so forth. These all come
from our inherited ancestry of what we once were, and that is non
speaking apes.

We must have a very large vocabulary, some where in our brains, we
know nothing about, as we don't use it, now that we wear clothes, and
now that we do not communicate, like we used to, but we rather, use
words, and not scratching, or nibbling, or biting, and so forth. We
have very large brains, and we had very large brains back when we got
started communicating, so what we can communicate without words in
the
way I've mentioned must be very complex. If we spend time trying to
relearn what we once knew, I'm sure we'll have great successes.

If we once again learn, what we once knew, about sexing, as I've been
talking about it, and about communicating with bites, nibbles, tounge
tickling, kissing, and licking, we will find that the women and girls
who participate, as well as the men and boys who participate, they
will begin to develope a new attitude about themselves, and about
each
other, and once they do that, women and girls will no longer be,
below
men and boys, but they will be slightly above men and boys, as men
and
boys will realize they are here to protect women and girls. Males
will
relearn what it is, to be a male, taking care of females. Females
will
relearn what it is that is special about them. That is, their brains
are more powerful than those of males, and males will realize this,
too.

Please give it a try, with your friends, lovers, family members, and
close ones, and see for yourself. It may take, several months, in
some
cases, to come out, and begin to change the way you see things, as we
are so mired and stuck in our current day attitudes about men and
women, boys and girls. We are all brain washed, and there is no short
answer to this. It takes time, and it takes patience. And it takes,
continued efforts on your parts with each other. But the pay off, the
pay back, will be, women and girls will ascend to their rightful
place
in society, with the dignity and respect that is due them. Men and
boys, will find they now live as they should, protecting women.

Wouldn't that be something, if we could get, Mr. Obama and Mrs. Obama
to experiment. And if we could get Mr. Clinton and Mrs. Clinton to
experiment. With them and their friends in their campaign groups, we
could see some major changes come around, within a very short time
period, a few years, possibly, in the way that people think. It is
possible that their thinking about things in general may radically
change, in time.

If any of you have access to these high level people, please bring
this topic to their attention, even if it is just for a laugh for
them. It could lead to a very significant change in the direction, or
path that we are headed in. Who knows what the outcome could be, in
the long run. We'll have to give it more thought. But in any case,
please practice on your own, with your lovers, friends, colleagues,
family, cousins, sisters, brothers, parents, children, and your
younger grand parents, or older grandparents who do not want to be
denied the opportunity to re-learn a new way of speaking. Mr. McCain
and party, as well, should begin to learn how to communicate, along
with his wife, and his groups of associates. Please talk to whomever
you can, as there are many people who should re-learn to speak, to
get
the ball rolling for these people. We may be able to escape our dead
ender society, after all, if we can get the right people, up and busy
learning how to communicate, once again.

Sexing Back In The Days When We Were Apes
How did we sex, back when we were apes? Was it the, in heat bitch
gets
the dick, and that's that? Or something similar? I don't think so.

I think we were promiscuous apes, and we spent hours a day, sexing,
and playing with each other's sexing tools. We had the hormones that
kept us going, day in and day out, night in, and night out.

Today, we would see that, if it weren't for the fact that our
societies are so regulated, no one is allowed to take off their pants
in public, let alone, stick a dick into a woman's cunt in an
Albertson's food store, or at a public library, and so forth.

We are so completely different today, from how we were and how we
behaved, before we learned to put clothes of some kind or another on,
and cover our selves up.

Let's look at us, when we didn't know about, or care about, clothes.
What kinds of behavior did we have?
Men and boys were constantly getting hot, women and girls were
constantly getting hot. Dicks would swell, girls and women would
giggle, and grasp, take into their mouths, and suck on, and push up
into their cunts, or into their back sides butt holes, the hard
dicks.

The girls would play with them taking them into their hands, and
pushing them up against their breasts and tits, some thing like in a
Japanese soap land, a Japanese style brothel, where we can see this
going on, today.
Women would rule, and when the men and boys got the hard on's, the
girls and women would work on them, and take aggressive action, to
play with them and do the things they wanted to do with them, while
the men and boys with the hard ons, sat by, passively, until they
were
told to start pumping in and out, or whatever else they needed to do
and were told to do.

Women and girls swallowed dick juices load after dick juices load,
daily, of all the juices from each male's dick. The number of males
in
the tribe, would indicate how many dicks, the women and girls would
individually or as a group, deal with, each day.

Each male, had one to seven or eight or even more hard on's, each
day,
for some periods of time. The women and girls would enjoy playing
with
the hard on's, daily, as often as they got hard.

At night, while resting, women and girls would calmly lick the butt
holes of the males, and some times, that would arouse the males, and
the ladies knew it. The ladies sucked the scrotums, and dicks, but
when there was no response, they licked at the butt hole, which is
what they could do, for hours on end, without upsetting the male.
Licking the male's mouth, or lips, kissing, takes too much energy,
and
so licking the butt hole, was the best option for the ladies who felt
aroused and who needed to arouse a male.

They could lick one male's butt hole, after another, after another,
until finally, there was one who would become aroused. The ladies
went
from male to male doing this, arousing as many males as they could,
during off hours from work activities hours, during resting periods.
Remember too, that when people were more apeish, their diets included
fruits, soft roots, leaves, flowers, nuts, seeds, and vegetable
plants. That was how we ate, most of the time, similarly to gorrilla
groups, but we had more vegetables, fruits, nuts, and more
interesting
things, than did the lower apes, I believe.

Apples, pears, peaches, all kinds of fruits, we had to eat, and these
fruits found their way down into the stomach, and the more we ate,
the
more quickly they came out the rear exit door. So while the ladies
were busy licking the butt holes of the males, sometimes, maybe
often,
whole fruits, softened, and partially digested, but still tasty, and
still nourishing, would come down the chute, and out the rear exit
door, so the ladies licking the butt holes of the males, and the
males
licking the butt holes of the females, would now and then, get a
taste
treat, that is, a bit of food to eat and nourish herself, or nourish
himself with.

In those days, no one cared about hygiene, and food was fresh, and
full of digestive juices, so the food still tasted, fair to good.

We graduated up from there, when we started wearing animal skins for
clothes, hunting animals, and eating animals, but not entirely.
Though
animal flesh has a tendency to smell when it rots, people used fires
to cook the meat from the hunt, and the large chunks eaten would then
come out the rear door, and the women kissing and tickling the rear
door, butt hole, would get a bit of food, that would nourish them
through the next few hours of darkness at night. People didn't run
off
to the toilet, as the food was nourishing, and they only needed to
get
rid of it, out the rear door and onto the ground, if they didn't have
time for sharing it with others.

Night time, when every one was resting, was probably the time women
spent a lot of time, finger and tounge tickling the butt holes of
males, and it is probably the time, men spent a lot of time, finger
and tounge tickling the butt holes of women and of girls.

They could nourish themselves with this extra food they got, as it
came out, and then was swallowed and went back in, already partly
digested. The men and women were used to eating in this way, and
there
was plenty of ...

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